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Goin’ home late last night

Suddenly I got a fright

Yeah I looked through a window

And surprise what I saw

A fairy with boots on dancin’ with a dwarf

Alright now

Fairies wear boots and now you gotta believe me

Yeah I saw it I saw it

I tell you no lie

Yeah Fairies had boots on you gotta believe me

I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes

Woah right now

So I went to the doctor to see what he could give me

He said son, son, you*ve gone too far

‘Cause smokin’ and trippin’ is all that you do

Yeah