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The renowned henchman academy

It is here I go to train

The possibilities of a fruitful career laid out before me

An anonymous tough ready for a warehouse shootout

Or a thug emerging from an alley swinging a chain

Perhaps a member of a heist gang

Knock-off squad or smash and grab crew

My past irresponsbility didn’t yield a scholar

But a life of petty crime augments my studies this time around

Propelled forward by my belief in myself as a criminal

Valedictorian of my outlaw class