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Hi my name is trent

I’m cute as can be

but i have radical tendencies

They call me “Da Monster” cause

I’m so small but my roar is so strong

I have many untold talents

such as being a mad

scientist

I specialize in explosions

that’s why

I am Da Monster X2

I’m 8 and so sweet I think animals are to awesome to eat

all the fruits and veggies help to tame my inner beast

You’ll think I’m funny when I tell you my jokes

and then I'll impress you when I do my own stunts

I love to play video games and lose control

I jump around like a maniac

I don’t have an inside voice

my volume is always stuck on 11

My bro is so M.L.G. pro

that he played the drums on this song so

we sound awesome so

get wrecked because

I am Da Monster X2