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Come one and all

Hear the one true call

Come to our hall

Hear the angels call

Beyond the wall

Suicide religion won’t you join today

I’ll tell you it’s the only way to meet the lord

All you have to do is just sit and pray

And help me and the others spread the word

We’ll all sit around and sing lame hymns

Making you believe that we’re divine

Then when I feel that the time is right

I’ll say a comet must be the given sign

Weak-minded fools

Deceived by false prophets

Seek the easy way

To redemption and salvation

No need for discipline

Or reverent consciousness

Your ticket into heaven

Will be paid for with your blood

Suicide religion won’t you join today

I’ll tell you it’s the only way to meet the lord

All you have to do is just sit and pray

And help me and the others spread the word

We’ll all sit around and sing lame hymns

Making you believe that we’re divine

Then when I feel that the time is right

I’ll say a comet must be the given sign