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Just another day

Working 9 to 5

Someone rings up 9-1-1

I have to go and drive

My ambulance and stretcher

There for emergencies

Try to assess the patients

And realize they are the disease

Put them all to sleep

Fill them up with drugs

Give myself some oxygen and inject fluid into their lungs

Maybe check their pulse

If everything's still okay

I'll open up the ambulance doors and throw them out onto the freeway