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It's time to exercise

On your shiny new mountain bike

A dramatic change in appearance

Could only make your life better

You got hit by a bus

Then ran over by trucks

An ambulance was called to the scene

But it slid and rolled onto you

The paramedics were killed

But somehow you survived

Well at least until a firetruck came and finished off your life

Unrecognizable

You look so different!

Some skin remains

On the concrete

Features have been removed

Wait until your loved ones get to see what you look like now