Forklift Facelift Lyrics


Battery is charged

Targets all around

Ready for revenge

For poor work ethic

Fork in face

Steel embrace

Time for a raise

By raise I mean the lift

Hoisted high above

The blood it gushes, drips

Workplace hazard

Bodies splattered

No human resources

No workers comp for the dead

Too late for sick leave

The scene was so grisly

Blinded by gore now

The eyewash station is futile

The time clock is ticking

And it's time to break you

I will drive

Into you

And you'll die

From the force

Your

Face

Man-

gled

Eyes burst out

Teeth punched in

Ears spurt blood

Nose concave

There's nothing left

Fucking dead

I'm a good driver

You are the victim

I have a license

You have an obituary

Smashed into bits by the weight of the truck

And no one gives a fuck

Cut off the work force

Even the janitor

No one left to clean the blood