Accidental Assassination Lyrics


You

You're so loud

Worthless clown

You're unwanted so get the fuck out

We agreed

That we need

To do something about this dumb mess

I confess

This distress

Has left me simply no other choice

Throw you from the top

Break you through the glass

Falling several stories till you're dead you fucking ass

Every bone is fractured

Spine is snapped in two

Open casket funeral impossible without a lot of glue

Purely accidental...

Well the phone just rang

It was your dad

They know you're dead

And they just wanted to say thanks

What a mistake

Meaning your birth

Sent me a check for what the effort was worth

The blood

Will at some point be washed away by rain

The glass

Can be replaced by professionals in that field

The price

Will probably be reasonable considering windows are so common

The quiet

Was absolutely worth the time to kill you off

Useful violence

This worked well

You being dead

I should do this more often