99 Ways to Die Lyrics


If I see the morning hours, I’ll have one more yesterday

Take life from tomorrow ‘cause I’ve burned out my today

If I get up to the top I know, I’ll just go back downhill

I’ve gotta terminal future and it’s time to write my will

Ah! Down another glass of courage

And a shot of Thorazine

We’re not ready to see you yet, 99 ways to die

We’re not ready to see you yet

Gotta short between the earphones, wringing my hands in dismay

A more efficient maniac with two feet in the grave

Ain’t got no last words to say, yellow streak right up my spine

The gun in my mouth was real and the taste blew my mind yeah

In a black tie and straight jacket

Man, I’m gonna try again

We’re not ready to see you yet, 99 ways to die

We’re not ready to see you yet

We’re not ready to see you yet, 99 ways to die

We’re not ready to see you yet

We’ll have demitasse of arsenic

Try on this tie

Never mind the tree

There is only death and danger in the socket of my eyes

A playground of illusion, no one plays, they only die

There’s a prison in my mind and the bars are gonna break

I’m as mad as a hatter and strung out just the same

Taunting rigor Mortis

I feel it draw me in

We’re not ready to see you yet, 99 ways to die

We’re not ready to see you yet

We’re not ready to see you yet, 99 ways to die

We’re not ready to see you yet

We’re not ready

We’re not ready

We’re not ready

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