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Modern Country, a genre prone to sucking ass

Marty Robbins, is rolling in his grave with Johnny Cash

Why does your song have trap beats

And stop talking about Applebee's

Why the hell is Jelly Roll on every single song

This fucking shit only belongs in Walmart

(Oh hey Meep I'm here for the re- *falls down the stairs*)

ouch

I cant turn on the radio in fear of hearing this

Not because the politics but because it sounds like piss

I cant stand another fucking minute of listening to this shit this shit

Look who showed their whiny face around

Big cowboy hat, it's the Texan clown

My country hate boner wont go down

I'm gonna spread your ass across your town

Modern Country is a genre that is not particularly good

It tastes like bourbon, and overpriced wood

I'm gonna go to Menards and eat all the doorknobs

So you have none fuck you