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This is all based on a true story

This store is cursed

For every one hundred years

A massacre of biblical proportion

Will fill the store with death and torment

Everything Bagel

(Sesame)

Massacre

(Poppy)

Everything Bagel

(Dried Garlic and Onion)

Bagel Massacre

(Salt)

Curse envelopes me in the bagel store

It drives me mad

All the customers also notice

And are driven into a trance

They raise their weapons

and we start to fight

Curse of the Everything Bagel

Will drive to kill tonight

Combat fueled suicide

Nobody lives tonight

Overpriced Juice can wait

For the

Everything Bagel Massacre

No Cinnamon Bagel will suffice

For my craving

For blood

(Everything Bagels will be given to the last surviving customer of this brawl)

(Oh hell yeah)

Everything Bagel Brawl

Gotta fight for the craving

Everything Bagel Massacre

The taste is insane

Hunger induced bloodthirst

A tale told in fables

I will get my bagel

Take a butchers knife and slash at his chest

Until there's nothing left

Shove my bagels down his throat

I will get my bagel

Crash my car into the store

'cause I want the bagels more

Fuck that one guy in the FIR tee

That band sucks

I am the

Lone survivor of the everything bagel massacre

No curse shall be lifted tonight

(Dude everything bagels are so good)