Dark Web Lyrics


Yummers

DJ Phallus

I'm in!

(yeah I got my VPN set up but this is... really boring)

It's mostly Gay Porn

I have no sources

But Imma take a guess

and say its mostly porn

Most of the internet is the Dark Web

And most of the internet is porn

So my conclusion is

Most of the Dark Web is GAY PORN

There's some drug websites

But you put your information into those

You're gonna get the feds at your door

So your best bet is to look at GAY PORN

Red Rooms do not exist (they're a myth)

If you believe that you're fucking stupid

Most of the Dark Web, is likely Gay Porn

Gay Porn

If you put in contradictory evidence

You will be ignored (ignored)

because

Its mostly Gay Porn

I'M GAY

Well I'm not gay

But I like men

And if I go on the Dark Web

I wanna see a bunch of naked men

Buff Men? (Hell Yeah!)

Skinny Men? (Hell Yeah!)

Regular Men? (Hell Yeah!)

Fat Men? (Hell Yeah!)

Bat Man? (Hell Yeah!)

Aqua Man? (Hell Yeah!)

Super Man? (Hell Yeah!)

Robin? (Heavens No)

Yes Man from Fallout

'cause you want him to hate fuck you?

What?

Most of the internet is the Dark Web

And most of the internet is porn

So my conclusion is

Most of the Dark Web is GAY PORN

There's some drug websites (like for cocaine)

But you put your information into those

You're gonna get the feds at your door

So your best bet is to look at GAY PORN