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Unloved as a child, living in the wild

Never had the chance at a normal life

One day this all changed

On that fateful summer’s day

The bigger boys all picked on him

And took his banjo away

He wasn’t very smart

But he had a loving hearth

And he played that banjo

Like a work of art

They treated him like shit, his banjo smashed to bits

Called him names like doofus dimwit

It all changed that day, his rage was set to stay

And life for Doofus was never the same

He wasn’t very smart

But he had a loving hearth

Who knew he had the power

To tear those kids apart

Doofus -a life anew

We’ve got a job for you

Doofus -your torment can end

Come join your new best friends

Your life had been destroyed

Your victims your new toys

Creeping into your life appeared to void

Again his life had changed

With Void’s guitar to play

He paid Kordhell in moonshine

To keep the cops away

He wasn’t very smart

But he had a loving hearth

And The Void had given him a brand new start

Doofus -a life anew

We’ve got a job for you

Doofus -your torment can end

Come join your new best friends

Now you have some purpose and clarity

Off you go now Doofus and kill for me

Doofus -a life anew

We’ve got a job for you

Doofus -your torment can end

Come join your new best friends