Did you ever hear the tale about evil Dr. Death
Instead of curing people, he killed them with his breath
When he grabbed you by the balls, and then asked you to cough
He would cough right back at you, spreading his slimy stuff
This greeny sticky stuff in combination with his breath
Would make you puke your guts out, and lead to certain death
Another harmless victim, for Sir Sicko Dr. D
But not my way of ding things, I'm sure you all agree
But Dr. D could not care less, cause he's so damn insane
He's got his own ideas, about his cure for pain
Breathing into someone's face, when you know its smells like shit
Is not a nice thing to do, not even for the fun of it
It's filthy, disgusting, it makes your skin crawl
The smell of your own vomit, you thought you survived it all
But it's just the beginning, of Dr. D's sick game
You say "oh God, why me", but for him you're all the same
Complaining dumbass pussy's, annoying helpless pricks
Having stupid problems, you need the doc to fix
Sure Dr. D will help you, in his own special way
He needs to get the job done, he's got some bills to pay