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Listen, I got this terrible hard on

N'l just can't get rid off it!

I've tried jus'bout everything

It didn't even help a little bit!

I just tried to pick up some welfare

But I met a little fat man there

He said he won't give me any dough

Salvation army's where you gotta go

So I went to see if I could get me some soup

But there was already quite a big group

I was standin' last in line

When I turned my head'n read that sign

If you're healthy

But not so wealthy

Good pay for sure

But the risk is yours

So I checked it out, what it was all about

It was a clinic payin' money

To me or anybody

To test some brand new medicine

Are there any side effects within The chemicals I’m swallowing?

We've only tried it on mice

On them it works nice!

My billfold was hollow

So I had to swallow

That experimental stuff

It seemed harmless enough

Now I'm horny ever since

If I only get a glimpse

Of anything that’ll remind

Of the female kind

Look a good lookin'

I'm a boilin and a cookin'

Ooh, this funny medicine

Makes my sex drive jump'n spin.