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Switzerland's the place to be

Paradise for you' n me

Actually we’re goin' down

But that ain't no reason to frown

We’ll just take the facts' n wash' em clean

Make things look good, ya know what I mean

We gotta get out of this place

Before they make us lose our face

This life is a crying shame

It's just like a monopoly game

Switzerland's so nice' n clean

Most beautiful place you've ever seen

Noone washes whiter than we

Switzerland the place to be

You can live as long as ya got money

But if not, then too bad, honey

If you're rich, then all is well

But for the poor, life's like hell