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On a very far away planet was a boy

His name was Zad, he lived with his dad

He was always getting in trouble

And his dad would yell, "Bad boy!"

One day Zad was lurking in his dad's lab

He was looking for some things to play with

When he started mixing up some jars of stuff

Some of this, some of that and he thought, "Good boy!"

Good boy!

He poured all the stuff in a laser tube

And pressed the button...

Oh boy!

The laser shot into the sky

His dad rushed out and cried,

"You bad boy! What have you done?!"

Zad's laser hit the earth - It was a bright light, a blue light

A blue light, a bright light that hit that night, it shined so bright

Then something strange occurred and it could never be explained

Well, but basically what happened was there was no more rock 'n' roll....

No more rock 'n' roll

No more rock 'n' roll

No more rock 'n' roll

It can't be explained

But no-one even cared

Like it was never there

No more rock 'n' roll

No more rock 'n' roll,

And in the years that passed

Everything was changed

And nothing was the same

No more rock 'n' roll

Without rock 'n' roll there was

No more premarital sex

No more crimes or drugs

No more fighting or foul language

No more!

In the absence of these and other such nasty things

Came peace on earth - That was a long time ago

Nowadays, people say the blue light was

The second coming of Christ, but I know better...

It was just a boy named Zad

Just a boy named Zad