We raise the Jolly Roger upon the highest mast Set sail on our quest sure to lead towards death We drink and we dance as we pillage and plunder Raising our voices with a YAR HAR HEY! Fire the cannons and board the ship Kill the crew and bring back the loot This is the life we cherish and live So lift your pints of ale! YAR HAR HEY! Sailing far into unknown lands We take to a port to procure some grog In a bar we are told of a glorious quest Leading to beer, women, and treasure untold A man with one eye, reeking of scurvy Tells us the tale of his upturned crew While voyaging to this lawless island They were scuppered by a giant beast YO HO YO HO YO HO YAR HAR HEY! YO HO YO HO YO HO YAR HAR HEY! He tells of a serpent terrible and grim With the eyes of death and a spike laden tail Lurking in the seas far to the West Guarding the sacred isle of women and mead But we are brave warriors of the sea And do not fear any creature large or small We are bound to find this imaginary land So he hands us the map and his lucky captain’s hat YO HO YO HO YO HO YAR HAR HEY! YO HO YO HO YO HO YAR HAR HEY! YO HO YO HO YO HO YAR HAR HEY! YO HO YO HO YO HO YAR HAR HEY! Sailing away to this far away land With grog and cutlass together in hand We dance and we sing as we near the shore Dreaming of approaching treasures and gold We raise the Jolly Roger upon the highest mast Set sail on our quest sure to lead towards death We drink and we dance as we pillage and plunder Raising our voices with a YAR HAR HEY! Fire the cannons and board the ship Kill the crew and bring back the loot This is the life we cherish and live So lift your pints of ale! YAR HAR HEY! Upon the land we come to find Fountains of rum and beer and wine Wenches abound and stroll the woods Happy to catch a pirate’s eye For a while we stay but soon we Remember our great love of the sea We must leave this wondrous land But I swear we will return again As we board our ship and begrudgingly depart My heart races as the mighty seas rip and part We are met face to face by a creature of old I draw my blade and the cannons we fire! With a roar the monster rushes at us But we will not let it send us to the Locker On a rope I swing with my mates next to me And with a mighty swipe we cut down this beast! Sailing away to this far away land With grog and cutlass together in hand We dance and we sing as we near the shore Dreaming of approaching treasures and gold We raise the Jolly Roger upon the highest mast Set sail on our quest sure to lead towards death We drink and we dance as we pillage and plunder Raising our voices with a YAR HAR HEY! Fire the cannons and board the ship Kill the crew and bring back the loot This is the life we cherish and live So lift your pints of ale! YAR HAR HEY!