We dock our ship at port and we're all pretty drunk So we stumble towards the tavern; let's drink some more! Crashing through the doors tracking blood and mud inside Booze choices we peruse...No rum? What a bore! Don't like this place anymore! Drinking has become a chore! “Captain don't stomp out the door, at least they've got some ale!” Ale yum yum, that will do! Haven't had beer since last I knew! Gather the wenches and gather the crew! It's time to party so let's have a tune! Pass the rounds and drink 'em down! Sing songs of our renown Fill our cups until we drown! Hurry now and GIVE US BEER! Well hey now, what do ya know? We left our wallets all at home! Our swords are pretty pointy though! Just shut up now GIVE US BEER So lift your glass into the air! Spill a drop I wouldn't dare! Beer makes me strong as a bear! Let's have a fight GIVE US BEER! Well hey now, what do ya know? We left our wallets all at home! Our swords are pretty pointy though! Just shut up now GIVE US BEER! At most bars, we surely drink for free 'Cause when the bill comes around we're the first to flee And if we don't like your brew, then we'll cut you up too That'll surely learn you! It's the pirate's life for me! I like this bar forever more, with all their ales and all their ports And the ample supply of whores...best of all, it's free! Drinking and fighting, that's our game! For this mess (we) won't take the blame Let's leave this place, it's rather tame...pirates truly belong at sea! We untied our ship from port and made way for the seas We were loaded to the gunwales and we really had to pee! Tied the crew hand to the wheel and dropped our pants with glee When off the port bow we spotted enemies! Prepare the cannons and draw your swords! This ship will face the Drunken Horde! We'll take their booze as our reward and make their captain bleed! “Captain, they've raised Black Flag; they seem to be good lasses and lads!” Stow your weapons and prepare to board! Let's show this crew how to drink!” Pass the rounds and drink 'em down! Sing songs of our renown Fill our cups until we drown! Hurry now and GIVE US BEER! Well hey now, what do ya know? We left our wallets all at home! Our swords are pretty pointy though! Just shut up now GIVE US BEER So lift your glass into the air! Spill a drop I wouldn't dare! Beer makes me strong as a bear! Let's have a fight GIVE US BEER! Well hey now, what do ya know? We left our wallets all at home! Our swords are pretty pointy though! Just shut up now GIVE US BEER!