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And you think they are all dead but it is all in your head,

the zombies never left, they’re just a bit faded.

There’s no way you could win, they’re on a mission to sin,

they’re the rocking dead, shaking the jaded.

Oh you never got it,

the hair metal mayhem.

Oh, I’ve heard the tons

of bullshit you talk.

Now let’s see you walk!

Now this is heavy metal,

no matter what you say.

Now this is heavy metal,

the only righteous way.

The horsemen they come,

they sling their axes like guns.

Apocalypse in neon and spandex!

The ones that you mock

deliver audio shock in the

old school hard rock vortex.

Oh you never got it,

the hair metal mayhem.

Oh, I’ve heard the tons

of bullshit you talk.

Now let’s see you walk!

Now this is heavy metal,

no matter what you say.

Now this is heavy metal,

the only righteous way.