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The air is thick with the anticipation

and the children waving flags.

Today is gonna be the best

day of their lives

We all know the world is full of evil,

he keeps us safe day and night.

For our leader we are more

than happy to die

Red carpet, he's truly here.

Attention, salute with eyes in tears.

Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir we all love you so!

We are lucky to be born and

raised here better than Shangri-La.

Hey citizen, just toe the line

and you'll go far.

Our leader's giving you all your

opinions 'cause he knows what is best,

decent is dealt with by removal of your hands.

Red carpet, he's truly here.

Attention, salute with eyes in tears.

Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir we all love you so!

The whole world loves you!

We all know what we've been told,

our leaders heart is made of gold.

And he kills babies when they cry,

they sound annoying and that's why.

He kills kittens that's a fact,

we must be better off like that.

We don't question life this way,

we never have to use our brains.

Red carpet, he's truly here.

Attention, salute with eyes in tears.

Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir we all love you so!