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Come one, come all

Step right up and see

The most horrific, stupendously

Sadistic collection of macabre

Freaks, geeks and oddities

Scarbie the schizo doll

The monster of all monsters

The ancient mummified assassin

The minister of sinister

The hypnotic reptroll

But that's not all

There's much more in store for you meaty mortals

See the tallest manbeast from a galaxy far, far away

Join us in the thrilling, bone chilling, spine chivering spectacal

Come taste the terror

Welcome to

The Abusement Park!