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Brace yourself I got a story to tell,

it's got a girl and a boy and a fist full of Hell.

Underneath her balcony, one day after another,

he got tired of waiting for permission from her mother.

And up there she wondered

by the pealing of the thunder.

Purity ripped asunder as he

stormed in and took his plunder.

Romeo ate Juliet today

she'll never have to be afraid again.

Because Romeo ate Juliet today

and everything was crimson red, Juliet.

Boy ate girl but this is not over yet,

he was satisfied, she lay there like she was dead.

Then to his surprise she got up and she said

"You had all of my body now will you try some head!"

And up there she wondered

by the pealing of the thunder.

Purity ripped asunder as he

stormed in and took his plunder.

Romeo ate Juliet today

she'll never have to be afraid again.

Because Romeo ate Juliet today

and everything was crimson red, Juliet.

"I had saved myself

for the one that I would marry

Now dear Romeo, you had your way,

I'm forever part of thee!"

Romeo ate Juliet today

she'll never have to be afraid again.

Because Romeo ate Juliet today

and everything was crimson red, Juliet.