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Have a merry something and a happy blah blah blah

The winter snow is falling and the happy sleigh bells ring

The jolly fat man checks his list to see what he will bring

If someone’s being naughty, write to the man in red

Then underneath that special tree you’ll find his severed head

When Santa gets your letter

He'll know just what to do

This year he will retaliate for you

Something something blah blah to you

All the sincere wishes come true

I put vengeance on my wish list and that's what Santa brought

So have a merry something and a happy blah blah blah

You eat those pigs and turkeys because they taste so good

Well, Santa made their wish come true and now they’re eating you

Trees will cut down people and put them up inside

They stand there on their bloody stumps, dry out and mummify

When Santa gets your letter

He'll know just what to do

This year he will retaliate for you

Something something blah blah to you

All the sincere wishes come true

I put vengeance on my wish list and that's what Santa brought

So have a merry something and a happy blah blah blah

Ho-ho-ho! Happy Hellidaze!

Something something blah blah to you

All the sincere wishes come true

I put vengeance on my wish list and that's what Santa brought

So have a merry something and a happy blah blah blah