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Have a merry something

and a happy blah blah blah.

The winter snow is falling

and the happy sleigh bells ring.

The jolly fat man checks

his list to see what he will bring.

If someone’s being naughty,

write to the man in red then

underneath that special tree

you’ll find his severed head.

When Santa gets your letter

and he will know just what to do,

this year he will retaliate for you.

Something, something blah blah to you,

all the sincere wishes come true.

I put vengeance on my wish list

and that's what Santa brought.

So have a merry something

and a happy blah blah blah.

You eat those pigs and turkeys

because they taste so good.

Well Santa made their wish come

true and now they’re eating you.

Trees will cut down people

and put them up inside

They stand there on their bloody

stumps, dry out and mummify.

When Santa gets your letter

and he will know just what to do,

this year he will retaliate for you.

Something, something blah blah to you,

all the sincere wishes come true.

I put vengeance on my wish list

and that's what Santa brought.

So have a merry something

and a happy blah blah blah.

Ho-ho-ho! Happy Hellidaze!

Something, something blah blah to you,

all the sincere wishes come true.

I put vengeance on my wish list

and that's what Santa brought.

So have a merry something

and a happy blah blah blah.