How to Slice a Whore Lyrics


Have you ever felt like this,

pissed off at your bitch.

We've got a way for you to

scratch that itch.

Our step by step dissection kit

is sure to do the trick.

No more of that face that

makes you sick.

So call this number, order now,

guaranteed dirt slumber.

We'll show you how!

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0

That's how you slice a whore!

Scoop out those eyes

this way for seeing other guys

and carve off their

lips for telling all those lies.

Scissor off her finger tips

and for gutting hang her by

this butcher's hook inserted

through the spine.



So call this number, order now,

guaranteed dirt slumber.

We'll show you how!

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0

That's how you slice a whore!

So enjoy today

'cause you will get caught.

But that's A-OK

'cause now the whore is gone.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0

That's how you slice a whore!

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0

That's how you slice a whore!