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The town folks greet you with a smile,

so sickly sweet you bring up bile.

When life gets boring and plain

you'll need some sorrow and pain.

And she is born of unholy rage,

she's danger ready to raise.

Horror for hire!

She puts her hair up like a queen,

the hottest thing you've ever seen.

When mayhem isn't enough,

She's Hell corps, she likes it rough.

She is born of unholy rage

and she is danger ready to raise.

Horror for hire!

When life gets boring and plain

you'll need some sorrow and pain.

And she is born of unholy rage,

she's danger ready to raise.

Horror for hire!