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I work at the zoo

My life is a joke

Used to think I was better

Then I lost all hope

Scraping by for pennies

Spend it all on beer

Just going through all the motions

Why the fuck am I here?

Bleh

Apply and apply

Day after day

But just smiles and lies

And sorry, no way

Just fail and repeat

How much more can I take

Till I settle down here

And waste my life away

Well was it worth it?

A four year college degree

Graduate with a purpose

Doesn't seem so to me

Bleh

Ugh

So I'll just stand here

Lose all willpower

Restock our plush

For eight dollars an hour

Ask for donations

Just don't donate to me

I'm doomed to the gift shop

Cause where else would I be