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Garage door opens

Board in hand

Here’s to hopin’

You never understand

I can’t skateboard

Not even a bit

If I tried to kickflip

I’d definitely eat shit

I just wanna look cool

So I’ll crack open a beer and ride

Secretly just a fool

But lookin’ bitchin’ on the outside

Grab some friends

Smoke some weed

Fish eye lens

All you need

Still can’t skateboard

But I won’t quit

Fakin’ it anyway

I’ll take what I can get