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You have one job with this and that is not to FUCK UP

This give you confidence? You are bound to FUCK UP

Slam down another beer and turn into a FUCK UP

You ruined everything because you are a FUCK UP

I’m fucking up

It’s not cute, it’s just sad

No one wants to be your dad

You’re not a badass, you’re just bad

So hang in the towel, and turn it around

Aren’t you tired of feeling like shit

Wouldn’t it make sense if you just quit

Maybe in time, we will all just forget

You’re the joke of the town, stop being a clown