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Hey john, I think I've swallowed a rat

How the hell did you do that

Don't know but I feel it crawling inside

Eating away my organs

I bet it hurts like hell

No shit, I'd almost kill myself

You know rats bring diseases

Well, that explains those lumps

Eaten slowly from inside

I drink acid to drown him

Give him a post-it message

Next time I'll shoot a hole in my gut

Lying on a wrench trying to

force the wheel with my toes

The little bastard moves his way out, so