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Hey John, I think I've swallowed a rat.

How the hell did you do that?

Don't know, but I feel it crawling inside,

eating away my organs.

I bet it hurts like hell.

No shit, I'd almost kill myself.

You know rats bring diseases.

Well, that explains those lumps.

Eaten slowly from inside.

I drink acid to drown him.

Give him a post-it message.

Next time I'll shoot a hole in my gut.

Lying on a wrench, trying to force the wheel with my toes.

The little bastard moves his way out, so...