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Trashing through the snow

In our fucked up car, hooray

Over bodies we go

Drinking all the way

Bells and sirenes ring

As we come crossing by

What fun it is to drive and drink

now sing our jingle-grind

Oh, jingle ..., jingle ...

Jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to watch

you die riding your sleigh, gay!

jingle ..., jingle ...

Jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to shoot

on elfs and drive away

A day or two ago

We thought we'd take a ride

And soon before our eyes

There was a nice surprise

A horse so lean and lank

Misfortune seemed his lot

We missed him with our car

but still we got him shot

Oh, jingle ..., jingle ...

Jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to watch

you die riding your sleigh, gay!

jingle ..., jingle ...

Jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to shoot

on elfs and drive away