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Let me tell you all in short

About a drink

Neither milk nor water nor red wine and no bloody grog

Pale or dark in a pewter mug

Foaming up

Ale is what it’s called

White foam on the very top

Merits of beer are at the bottom of the cup

No more absolutes

Only kind of good and kind of dumb and kind of fun

Spreading all around

No more wars, no blood feuds left

Spreading peace

Or it helps you steal a kiss

Hey there fella be so kind

Bring me another! Another pint!

Almost like the dwarfs

Dwarves of tales old

Sitting ‘round the fire

Drinking ale

Flowing just like gold

Molten gold with foam

Flowing down my throat

Prickling my tongue

Flowing down my throat

Fogging up my thoughts Beer – foamy! FOAMY!!!

Let me tell you all in short

About a drink

Neither juice nor coffee nor port wine and no bloody rum

Pouring fizzy gold waterfall

Please do drink cold

Beer is what it’ called

Turns to crap if served warm

Merits of beer are at the bottom of the mug

Doesn’t ever suck

Only if you drank enough to numb your sense of taste

Then it wasn’t great

Hey, you, smirking arrogant git

Have a seat

Beer will tend to every need

Even if I’d rather hit

Hey there fella be so kind

Bring me another! Another pint!

Smells delicious from my mug

I am ready now to chug

Drippling down my beard flowing down my thirsty throat

I put down my mug and sing a jolly note

Let me tell you all in short

About a drink

Neither tea nor soda nor white wine and no bloody gin

Malted barley gets a roast

Don’t forget the hops

Yeast is making alcohol

Water and there’s nothing more

Merits of beer are at the bottom of the cask

If you’ve drunk enough

Maybe you will see dwarves but then you have gone too far

Fairy tale creatures all around

Welcome home

Paradise on top with foam

Hey there fella be so kind

Bring me another! Another pint!