When I go out on a Saturday night I always wear my spandex, it’s such a delight To match with my headband, don’t mess with my spikes My nice leather pants, sure I got sweaty balls Nice old patches on my jacket All-over shirt stick in my trousers Come on watch me being metal More metal then you’ll ever be Army boots in, checkin’ my spandex Leaving you guessing, what is in there Nice shiny balls, with an accept tattoo Udoo dirkschneider eat your heart out