Fuck you Ben Stiller, it's not your birthday. You missed it by 2 weeks, try again next year. But you're so insecure you need the attention. So lets all get together and sing you a fake happy birthday. So Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy Birthday Ben Stiller, happy birthday to you! No presents for you because you told me to. And I didn't shake your hand because you sneezed on it. I can't assume a dry sneeze, I have to assume wet. I'm glad David Schwimmer wasn't such a bitch
