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We don't like strangers much around here,

Neither do we stand nor tolerate any prowlers near

There have been five untoward accidents last year

Strangers just like you in the dark were mistaken for thieves

We have been working hard with our own bare hands

To built a virtuous town out of this dusty land

The bold pioneers here know how to defend their possessions What God fails to protect is watched by Smith & Wesson

Life has told us to worship our guns

At least as equally as our Lord and Christ