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Price of entry – Misogyny

Set your sights on – Chad and Stacy

On our menu – Chicken tendies

Lathered up in – Honey mussey

TENDIIIIIIEEEEES

Come on, boy, we’ll let you in

We can smell your frustration

You’re too nice, you just won’t win

You were born a gentleman

Frankfurt School – Taught me human rights are Marxism

So I decry feminism

Shapiro – Selling snake oil for the brain

Sending young men down the drain

Normalize this obsession

You deserve validation

She owes you, obligation

Cuz you are a gentleman

I held open the door so get your knees on the floor

I never thought my life would fade out quite like this

Buried beneath greasy boxes and bottles of piss

Now that my youth has left me I’m full of regret

Wasted my time on favors I did not get

I thought I was a nice guy not one bit toxic

I don’t wanna be an incel controlled by his dick

I always thought women should be all over me

I found my own release from this celibacy