(Phone ringing....) Man: “Yeah, hello?” Caller: “Hello...” Man: “Umm. yeah, who’s this?” Caller: “I want you to worship me...” Man: “Huh? Who’s this?” Caller: “You heard me...” Man: “Dan? Is that you?” Caller: “No... You know who I am...” Man: “What the fuck? I’m gonna hang up” Caller: “No, you won’t...” Man: “Hah, the fuck I am...” Caller: “This is not actually a phone call...” (Nervous laughter) “Who you think you are man...?” (Chuckles) “I am.... You!”