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Baseball / Apple pie

Luxury cars / Little white lies

Congregations / Fornication

Our national debt

We’ve got homeless, you bet

Only in America

In the land of the free

And the home of the brave

Innocent ‘til proven guilty

Is the American way

Even tough / You can’t afford

They’ll finance you

A brand new ford

In a short time

They’ll give you a credit line

Now you’ve got clout

So you max it out

Only in America

In the land of the free

And the home of the brave

Innocent ‘til proven guilty

Is the American way

They’ll tax you on this

They’ll tax you on that

They’ll tax you on everything

They’ll tax you on tax

There’s laws against this

There’s laws against that

There’s so many laws

Life is arduous

Only in America

In the land of the free

And the home of the brave

Innocent ‘til proven guilty

Is the American way

They’ll tax you on this

They’ll tax you on that

They’ll tax you on everything

They’ll tax you on tax

There’s laws against this

There’s laws against that

Life is arduous

Only in America

In the land of the free

And the home of the brave

Innocent ‘til proven guilty

Is the American way

They bombed us

We bombed them

Who foots the bill

Uncle Sam

Apocracy

That’s what we heard

So the American dream

Was put in reserve

Only in America

In the land of the free

And the home of the brave

Innocent ‘til proven guilty

Is the American way