Pose, you poser, like a little teapot
At Seth Putnam's resting spot
Prance where the singer of Anal Cunt is buried,
You'll be doing The French Mistake at Newton Cemetery
Everything was gay: technology, pottery, the Internet, their fans
They spent a lot of time getting wasted and fist-fighting other bands
Visiting Seth Putnam's Grave Is Gay!
He loved to piss people off, made some noise/grind albums then made Picnic of Love
Visit his grave, and you'll wanna put on your fetish gloves
The rules of good taste disobeyed
If Seth were alive today, he'd be organizing with our allies at LGBT parades
He'd also call you gay!