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You treat the oven like an altar

Waiting for the cheese to melt

That smell is so intoxicating

You just have to eat it all

And loosen up your belt

You had plans to go to the show

Now you can't even leave

Your own chair

At least the T.V.

Keeps you company

The pizza consumes YOU

And you don't fuckin' care

Pizza turns you into a zombie

A doughy greasy lifeless mess

Your private pepperoni prison

Don't you fuckin' know

That tacos are the best

May the taco be your savior

Let that salsa cleanse your soul

Bring you down into that spicy hell

To light the flames of fury

That pizza fucking stole

Eating pizza's fucking lame

TACOS TILL DEATH

I think you oughta be ashamed

TACOS TILL DEATH

I know this place that's open late

TACOS TILL DEATH

Get in the car now and don't debate

Put that taco in your face

TACOS TILL DEATH

The fucking awesome you will taste

TACOS TILL DEATH

Stick the Pico in De Gallo

TACOS TILL DEATH

Just eat some tacos

No hangover tomorrow

Pizza sucks!