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It tempts you in to nosh

It waits for you to feast

Once you reach inside

It becomes a total beast

It looks so calm and tranquil

Sits there to keep things cold

You'd never suspect

It's possessed by evil mold

You shall learn to run in fear

of Refrigerator

Most never suspect

Till it's too late

And so they die

It closes on your arm

Ripping flesh and cracking bone

Absorbing your life force

To keep energy costs low

Refrigerator grows

Saving money as it destroys

Making the world cold

Freezing you to the bone

Beware the cold

Freezing you now

So it can eat you later

Nothing is as cold as

Refrigerator

He'll freeze your skull

And eat your eyes

While sending chills

Down your spine