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Do you want to put an end

To school shootings?

Well, the solution my friends is clear!

We need to get rid

Of all the god damn schools

Yet this might not work I fear

You'd have to deal with

The teachers union

Plus schools are big and

Hard to move

On second thought this seems

Like too much work

So here's instead

What we should do...

We have to teach kids

That guns are dumb

And bullets are "so uncool"

We've all seen Kill Bill

and Lord of the Rings

So we all know

That swords rule!

Ninjas and Jedi and Vikings

And Manowar all agree

If you want to slaughter your whole school

Then a sword is the weapon for thee

Swords don't run out of bullets

Swords just make you bad ass

After you decapitate

Everyone in your class

Some say that the pen is mightier

They might debate with you

But once you chop off both of their hands

We'll see what good a pen can do

Bullies would have to respect you

Teachers would give you all A's

Plus you know they would crown you

Homecoming King if you

Slayed a dragon today!