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(aka The Ballad of Kaos Jack)

This party is really lame

The kegs have all been tapped

There are still cans of shitty beer

But I'm not drinking that!

This room is filled with losers

The conversation is dull

Until I grab a can of beer

And chuck it at somebody's skull

Now things are exciting

Cans are flying through the air

One hits the T.V.

Glass and smoke are everywhere

I see some people bleeding

I heard that someone is dead

But I guess that that "can" happen

When you chuck beer at their head

They say that beer kills brain cells

Now I "can" see why. I am not a stoner

But this must beat getting high

When there is no more room in hell

The dead should all come here

Cuz we could save the world

With all these cans of shitty beer

When the night began

I thought things were dull

But that's before I saw a can

Get lodged in someone's skull

That was sooo amazing

That made this party great

But when his dad gets home

I'm sure he will be quite irate

Oh shit! Here he comes

He's lookin' kinda pissed

So I chuck a beer right at his head

But woops I fuckin' miss

That just made him angry

Why can't he take a joke

Now I'm on the ground

With his hands around my throat