Don't Fuck with the Dungeon Master Lyrics


The enemy is planning a huge attack

The time is now there's no turning back

You roll the dice you cast your spell

But danger is approaching

And things aren't looking so well

Your armor is forged in steel

The strongest in the game

But they cook you with Dragon's Fire

And armor don't beat flame

You found a spell book

But you are crispy and well done

You suffer major damage

And this battle has just begun

DUNGEON

Humanity's mistake to underestimate

MASTER

To underestimate

SUPREME

The pimpled nerdy kid

RULER

A wizard in his prime

Powering up to kill you faster

DON'T FUCK WITH THE DUNGEON MASTER

Cuz you know who can bring the pain

A world filled with Wizards

Warlords and Orcs

Elves, Hobbits and

Halflings of all sorts

Fantasy and 20 sided die

Fuck with the Dungeon Master

He'll turn your giants into mice

Truth seeker: "I call upon the sword

of truth. What sayethe you

Wizard oh wise one?"

Wizard: "Well, one should not meddle

in the affairs of Dragons if you get

crispy and taste good well done. Ha ha

Never stand in the way of a

dragon's flame and remember

It's the Dungeon Master

who rules this game!"