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Heart of Illinois, Heart of Illinois

Heart of Illinois... Don't it make ya sick?

Heart of Illinois, Heart of Illinois

Heart of Illinois... Shut up ya fucking' dick!

Ten fucking years I've lived in this town

There's never nothing happening going on

Except fairs, and baseball, and sidewalk sales,

and old people fucking with their lawns!

Farm futures!

Soybean and corn!

Parks and recreation!

Collecting doorknob?!?

Pride of the Prairie, Pride of the Prairie

Pride of the Prairie... Don't it make ya retch?

Pride of the Prairie, Pride of the Prairie

Pride of the Prairie... Shut up ya fuckin' wench!

Twenty fucking years I've lived in this town

Nothing's ever going on around here

Except unemployment, and gangs, and skating bans,

and college students slamming fucking beers!!!