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Dear uncle creepy, it's been years

Morbid fantasy exterminate my childhood fears

Dear uncle creepy, how can it be?

Some of the crap that's out these days is such a bore to me

Dear uncle creepy....

The shit they call horror in the comic book store

Nobody's got that style any more

Pre-80's classics provide the chills

This high-tech bullshit never will!!

As far as movies are concerned

There's plenty of what should be burned!

The horror's gone, big budgets here

What ever happened to the meaning of fear??

Dear uncle creepy, it's a crying shame

The "terror" of the 80's is so fucking lame

What ever happened to the good ol' days

Has you and Cousin eerie turning in your graves!!!