Total Party Kill Lyrics


Keep on whatsoever

Forge your own fate

Stay strong, work together

Before it 'is too late

From paper and ink your hero is born

Stats are rolled stories told - the adventure is on

The Dungeonmaster will guide your way

Watch the story unfold based on your style of play

Stronger, smarter - the foes are hitting harder

Are you a silvertongue or a cunning fire starter

Stealth or force - without remorse

How to proceed? - the choice is yours!

Go! Dragons don’t slay themselves

Returning bandits to their cells

Calm an uprise of the elves

Don’t fear - there is no wrong or right

Have fun and pick a side

But be sure: it's either do or die!

Gather intel at shady taverns

Cross deserts for your quest

Hunt treasures in murky caverns

And grant undead eternal rest.

Rule one is have fun!

You learn as you play

What to kill and what to shun

To avoid TPK

Keep on whatsoever

Forge your own fate

Stay strong, work together

Before it is too late

Bring the pain - Barbarian domain

Falling in rage let this beast off its chain

Right of the start - rangers shoot far

Monks stay unarmed and mages are smart

Half-orc, lizard - both can be a wizard

Throw a fireball or cast a howling blizzard

Rogue or druid - there’s nothing really to it

Lawful or putrid - come on: just do it!

Go! Dragons don’t slay themselves

Returning bandits to their cells

Calm an uprise of the elves

Don’t fear - there is no wrong or right

Come forth and pick a side

But beware: it's either do or die!

Climbing over icy mountains

Discovering forgotten crypts

Challenging the king of thieves

And passing unknown magic rifts

A world of fantasy and fiction

Far from today and its restrictions

Stride the lands or claim the throne

And truly make this world your own

A set of dice are the tools

Imagination is the fuel

Come on grab your friends - and time aplenty

No need for checks - it’s a natural twenty!