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1. In our stinky little town

There is a funny guy

He failed to be a rock-n-roll king

However he had tried

He has a monster-like look

But feeling very low

He wants to have the longest hair

But he is going bold.

Chorus:

 Rat, rat, rat, rat rich juicy rat

 Rat, rat, rat, rat with stupid head!

 Rat, rat, rat, rat you buy the all

 Rat, rat, rat, rat you kill rock-n-roll!

2. He has a lot of ladies,

Not being in his youth

Never touching anyone

His innocence to loose

He has a bass guitar

It cost him very much

He never ever played it

Not making single scratch!

Chorus.

3. He has the biggest car

But feeling very low,

The answer's very simple-

The car just won't go!

He's living for his stomach

It is his only friend!

His friend grows bigger and bigger,

The story has no end!!!

Chorus.